Life is too short.

anotheryaoilover:

Dan and Phil's "cameo" appearances in eachother's draw my lifes

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genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

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sherlockedbyphaninthetardis:

davedirk:

davedirk:

lauraforgood:

m33wlin:

WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE IN GYM AND THE MAIN CHARACTER WAS LIKE “I’M TIRED AND HUNGRY AND HORNY” AND ME AT THIS OTHER CUTE GUY IN THE BACK JUST BOTH GO “SAME” AND LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND I WINKED AND EVERYONE WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I WAS LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND THIS IS WHY I DONT HAVE FRIENDS

can we have a tumblr marriage for you guys?

seems legit

woops

IM ACTUALLY CRYING 

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only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

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MOST EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AT SCHOOL

tom-bass:

Our teacher had the projector on and he was googling our names today in Maths so he could see and show us what came up.

He typed in Tom Bass… Nothing came up. Someone said to type in ‘tumblr’ after my name, so he typed in ‘Tom Bass Tumblr”

guess what it came up with.

In front of the whole class, and my teacher.

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kevinprices:

WHY HASN’T GLEE BEEN CANCELLED YET

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